Chriss-FIN-
25-05-2010, 16:17
The Classes
Assault
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/50/Grenade_Launcher.jpg/120px-Grenade_Launcher.jpg
Your typical assault player
Assault is the most versatile class, and is certainly the easiest to troll with. Every assault rifle comes with a 40MM Grenade launcher (aka N00b t00b), and one of the first unlocks is an infinite-supply of ammo boxes. A common tactic is to camp behind a hill, throw down an ammo crate, and shell an enemy base with infinite grenades. One of the later unlocks is an An-94 that, with the right upgrades, can drop people from across the entire ****ing map.
The Average Assault
- Uses nothing but the grenade launcher.
- Complains about the M60.
- Never gives any goddamn ammo!
- Is deaf.
Engineer
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/32/Bad_Company_2_Dentist.jpg/180px-Bad_Company_2_Dentist.jpg
An engineer performs a routine lobotomy.
The anti-vehicle class, and uber trolls. Engineers can equip rocket launchers, SMGs, and a stud-gun that is good for both repairing a friendly tank, and un-repairing an enemy's face. One of the unlocks is an M2 Carl "The Mother******" Gustav anti-personnel recoilless rifle. Though it's not as effective against tanks as an RPG, it can and will kill any infantry that gets in its way. Even if they're behind cover, the round can punch through walls and kill everyone on the other side. PROTIP: Equip the pp-2000 and the 4x optical sight. You can deplete the 40-round mag in less than a second, into the back of an enemy 3 kilometers away. The high rate of fire means you get 1 kill for every ammo clip, so when dry, just run around with the Carl Gustav on your shoulder: fully automatic lulz ensue. Sadly, no sentries. This is good, as there are less skiddies attracted to the game for the Team Fortress 2-ish sentries. You can still get the mounted machine guns sitting around the map that you can't destroy in single player, but you can't destroy in multi player. Then proceed to kill everyone with the best gun in the game, the Carl Gustav.
The Average Engineer
- Never repairs friendly vehicles.
- Only uses their rockets against infantry.
- Whores vehicles.
- Is blind.
Medic
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/8/82/Bad_Company_2_Medic.jpg/180px-Bad_Company_2_Medic.jpg
Rambo Jesus
An unholy combination of Rambo and Jesus. Medics get healing kits, defibrillators, and the M60 Light Machine Gun, meaning that they essentially glide across the battlefield healing and resurrecting their teammates, while laying down 100 rounds of fully-automatic rape. It's not uncommon to find squads of 4 medics getting 100-0 W/L ratios because of their death machines, and defibrillator circle-jerking. (Usually, the only solution to this faggotry is Carl Gustav). You can use other machine guns as a Medic, but since the M60 is the most accurate and powerful gun in the game with the largest magazine capacity, noone ever does.
The Average Medic
- Tortures teammates by reviving them so they can die again 2 seconds later.
- Uses the M60 and claims its completely balanced.
- Complains about players driving vehicles.
- Is dumb.
Recon
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/3a/Bad_Company_2_Recon.jpg/180px-Bad_Company_2_Recon.jpg
You will learn to hate this man.
The most hated class in the game mainly because they wouldn't disarm a bomb if it were glued to their legs (Not that they would care since then they would finally be able to go prone). It's been estimated that 93.8% of recons on your team do not understand the concept of elevation and wind-age, and a similar percentage does not understand the "spotting" system in Bad Company 2. Every recon on your team couldn't headshot the Statue of Liberty even if they were five feet away from her nose. Every recon on the enemy's team is Vasily Zaytsev. Recons always get ghillie suits, and and motion sensor balls. They also unlock the option to swap out their C4 for the ability to call in a 120mm Mortar Strike. The rare competent Recons like to use a shotgun and motion sensors and clear entire ****ing buildings and actually be credit to team. They infest hardcore mode, using the automatic sniper rifles as submachine guns. But nobody plays hardcore mode anyway because hardcore mode is for faggots who like dying from one shot by the weakest pistol in the game (Grach).
The Average Recon
- Camps.
- Never uses their Motion Mines.
- Never spots any enemies for the team.
- Is paraplegic.
More -> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Battlefield_bad_company_2
Assault
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/50/Grenade_Launcher.jpg/120px-Grenade_Launcher.jpg
Your typical assault player
Assault is the most versatile class, and is certainly the easiest to troll with. Every assault rifle comes with a 40MM Grenade launcher (aka N00b t00b), and one of the first unlocks is an infinite-supply of ammo boxes. A common tactic is to camp behind a hill, throw down an ammo crate, and shell an enemy base with infinite grenades. One of the later unlocks is an An-94 that, with the right upgrades, can drop people from across the entire ****ing map.
The Average Assault
- Uses nothing but the grenade launcher.
- Complains about the M60.
- Never gives any goddamn ammo!
- Is deaf.
Engineer
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/32/Bad_Company_2_Dentist.jpg/180px-Bad_Company_2_Dentist.jpg
An engineer performs a routine lobotomy.
The anti-vehicle class, and uber trolls. Engineers can equip rocket launchers, SMGs, and a stud-gun that is good for both repairing a friendly tank, and un-repairing an enemy's face. One of the unlocks is an M2 Carl "The Mother******" Gustav anti-personnel recoilless rifle. Though it's not as effective against tanks as an RPG, it can and will kill any infantry that gets in its way. Even if they're behind cover, the round can punch through walls and kill everyone on the other side. PROTIP: Equip the pp-2000 and the 4x optical sight. You can deplete the 40-round mag in less than a second, into the back of an enemy 3 kilometers away. The high rate of fire means you get 1 kill for every ammo clip, so when dry, just run around with the Carl Gustav on your shoulder: fully automatic lulz ensue. Sadly, no sentries. This is good, as there are less skiddies attracted to the game for the Team Fortress 2-ish sentries. You can still get the mounted machine guns sitting around the map that you can't destroy in single player, but you can't destroy in multi player. Then proceed to kill everyone with the best gun in the game, the Carl Gustav.
The Average Engineer
- Never repairs friendly vehicles.
- Only uses their rockets against infantry.
- Whores vehicles.
- Is blind.
Medic
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/8/82/Bad_Company_2_Medic.jpg/180px-Bad_Company_2_Medic.jpg
Rambo Jesus
An unholy combination of Rambo and Jesus. Medics get healing kits, defibrillators, and the M60 Light Machine Gun, meaning that they essentially glide across the battlefield healing and resurrecting their teammates, while laying down 100 rounds of fully-automatic rape. It's not uncommon to find squads of 4 medics getting 100-0 W/L ratios because of their death machines, and defibrillator circle-jerking. (Usually, the only solution to this faggotry is Carl Gustav). You can use other machine guns as a Medic, but since the M60 is the most accurate and powerful gun in the game with the largest magazine capacity, noone ever does.
The Average Medic
- Tortures teammates by reviving them so they can die again 2 seconds later.
- Uses the M60 and claims its completely balanced.
- Complains about players driving vehicles.
- Is dumb.
Recon
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/3a/Bad_Company_2_Recon.jpg/180px-Bad_Company_2_Recon.jpg
You will learn to hate this man.
The most hated class in the game mainly because they wouldn't disarm a bomb if it were glued to their legs (Not that they would care since then they would finally be able to go prone). It's been estimated that 93.8% of recons on your team do not understand the concept of elevation and wind-age, and a similar percentage does not understand the "spotting" system in Bad Company 2. Every recon on your team couldn't headshot the Statue of Liberty even if they were five feet away from her nose. Every recon on the enemy's team is Vasily Zaytsev. Recons always get ghillie suits, and and motion sensor balls. They also unlock the option to swap out their C4 for the ability to call in a 120mm Mortar Strike. The rare competent Recons like to use a shotgun and motion sensors and clear entire ****ing buildings and actually be credit to team. They infest hardcore mode, using the automatic sniper rifles as submachine guns. But nobody plays hardcore mode anyway because hardcore mode is for faggots who like dying from one shot by the weakest pistol in the game (Grach).
The Average Recon
- Camps.
- Never uses their Motion Mines.
- Never spots any enemies for the team.
- Is paraplegic.
More -> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Battlefield_bad_company_2