Razer Venom

[Xaphan666]

For all 31337 G4m3-H4xX0r's ( :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: )


Ever felt like you want to play on for hours but you can’t? “Just one more mission! One more round!” you say. Now you can go all night long (and longer) with the Razer Venom. Scientifically proven to boost your senses and take down any signs of fatigue, you will now be able to clock up to over 100 hours of gaming time in one sitting.

Now you don’t have to worry about things like “sleep” and “food”. With Razer Venom in your veins, our serum additives like oxymialterxin and doctixilin keep your body nourished to keep you as fit as a fiddle – the food of champions.

Razer Venom comes in an intravenous solution bag for personal consumption or a nebulizer which diffuses the Venom solution into a green mist to be inhaled – perfect for a week long LAN party with your clan mates.

Complete game achievements, farm for gold, slay some orcs, pillage villages. Nothing can stand in your way now that you’re on a 120 hour marathon of awesomeness. This is the future. This is Razer Venom.

http://www.abload.de/img/venom_startpackm45y.jpg (http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=venom_startpackm45y.jpg)

http://www.abload.de/img/venom_iv_handp3yq.jpg (http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=venom_iv_handp3yq.jpg)

http://www.razerzone.com/venom/

( :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: )

[Chriss-FIN-]

:lol1:

[Speedstar1776]

:woot:

[Kharak]

Where can I buy this ?

[GUEST]

TBH its not a very well designed product, the strap broke when i strapped it to my big bulging biceps,

maybe it was a bit too early following a course of powerthirst. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

.....or i over done it with the vitamins?

http://www.nvnews.net/images/news/200707/nforce_vitamins_2.jpg

[Xaphan666]

:rofl: :rofl: i love april jokes :woohoo:

But i want to know how many people would or have ordered it :D

[Kharak]

Seriously! Where can I get this???

[GUNter]

Seriously! Where can I get this???

for what ? :rofl: in my hightime of 2142 i played 100 hours without sleep or food as normal basis lalz, and even after 100 hours i was still rocking k/d ratios like 80/5 every round, but......
seriously i know how ill that is, i still playing a lot, but not like that anymore :blush:

[Kharak]

I neeeeed my fix!!!