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[OwNaGe]m4att3rchi3f
15-11-2008, 22:17
Ok The point is to think of funny ways to steal a gun from teh person taht curently has it ill start.
*takes gun from Faceless and stabs him with a dagger*
places a banana skin behind [OwNaGe]m4att3rchi3f and then farts in front of him and as he runs away, slips on the banana skin dropping the gun which G-Zap ignores to pick up because he has RDX in his hand.
ChaoZ[IRE]
15-11-2008, 22:50
ChaoZ[IRE] crashes his gunship as usual into lampost outside but manages to get out just in time to come crashing thru the window and land on G-Zap knocking him out and grabbing the gun, gets up but slips on the banananana skin as he tries to run away . . . . . .
[OwNaGe]m4att3rchi3f
15-11-2008, 22:55
drives a golith into chaoZ,jumps out grabs the gun and drives away in a goliath.
sababoi99
15-11-2008, 23:24
saba runs up with RDX destroys the goliath m4tt gets out in time,matt is dazed from the explosion,saba runs up pushes him into the snow grabs the gun and shoots m4tt in the foot and runs away
:)
places a banana skin behind [OwNaGe]m4att3rchi3f and then farts in front of him and as he runs away, slips on the banana skin dropping the gun which G-Zap ignores to pick up because he has RDX in his hand.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! you won G-Zap :)
kegNeggs
16-11-2008, 02:24
ArcticSymphony is waiting behind a far corner, having placed apms and the like and sees sabababababababoi99 running towards him. he goes round the corner, avoids banannana skins and faceless' dead body and runs up behind saba to stab him. drops the gun dead, Arctic picks it up, gives it a quick polish and runs off towards the sunset
cudnt think of anything better :(
sorry to spoil it so here it goes.... i am in the gunship going in an inverted loop by misstake when i see kegs holding the shiny gun in his hand so i grab it and flyes away high up and then i land at silo 4 and grabs a beer at the bar. :)
sababoi99
16-11-2008, 02:53
as i re-spawned on the titan i se a gunship at silo 4.i hop in a pod,soaring through the air saba pods on pez,as the shiny gun drops to the floor and fires a round,it hits the apc.i got a brilliant idea if someone trys to kill me.i hop in the apc s******ing
woops bad move, the alarm in the APC's sounding and bert's standing with his pilum and fires a round straight into the APC blowing saba to the ground.
as usual tactic's/stratagy are totally beyond bert and the sadistic part of his brain takes over...
bert ignores the gun holds saba down and starts playing 'stop hitting youself' as saba sits there helplessly. his own finger repeatedly jabbing him in the eye.....
XxXButcher
16-11-2008, 10:22
Bert drunk too much beer and fell asleep. Butcher steals the gun, places a RDX pack in Berts backpack and one in his hand and gives him the igniter.
Butcher runs away and Berts wakes up. As Bert wakes up he wants to blow Butcher up with RDX. BOOOOM Butcher escaped just in time with a jeep.
sababoi99
16-11-2008, 16:02
Saba recovers from his ordeal from the bully(bert).Saba sees the FAV driving towards silo three,he calls for an EMP strike "I NEED AN EMP STRIKE!!!!!".The commander agrees and drops the EMP strike.butchers car blows a fuse and stops,THEN butchers RDX sontenosly(spelled wrong)combusted leaving butcher a pile of dust. sabaruns up takes the gun and run for the green hills of sligo(my home :))
XxXButcher
16-11-2008, 19:11
Suddenly the earth is shaking. Butcher comes back from his grave with a massive headache. He takes a look in the mirror in the bathroom of his titan. His body looks like that one from Achmed the dead terrorist.
From his titan he can see sababababoi laying in the gras on one of the green hills of sligo and drinking a Guinness. He jumps into his gunship, blows him up with a TV missile and grabs the gun from the dust which was suppost to be sababababoi.
He flies away with an evil laugh * :haha: *
kegNeggs
16-11-2008, 19:22
not remembering what had happened before, keggy got up with a massive hangover and saw butcher flying away with the newly won gun.
he grabed his saaw from the wardrobe and hopped in the next airbus that was leaving from the station nearby. he followed butcher all the way to germany before he could finally blow his damned chopper up and grab the gun for himself.
he escaped in the bus
sababoi99
16-11-2008, 20:59
butcher didnt know this but sabas twin brother was the guy on the hill,the gun is a pastic model from PC world:).saba hides in an old IRA cave in benbulben(mountain).he lauges to himslef as he looks apon the mountain road with an old IRA machiune gun
*i hope no-one took affiance to any IRA things i said:( i picked an IRA cave because i have something up my sleeve when you come to find me
[OwNaGe]m4att3rchi3f
18-11-2008, 02:18
I jump off a heli in a assult pod,hitting Bert in the head.Bert starts screaming in pain as blood drips down his body.I take the shiny gun, jump into a different apc because my instincts tell me that it is rdx's(beat that huh?) and drive off with armor(unlimited).
XxXButcher
18-11-2008, 21:38
M4att3rchi3f chief runs out of fuel in the desert nearby the Suez canal. He sells the shiny gun for a bottle of water to Butcher. But Butcher was clever and did not sell a bottle of water, but a stink bomb.
M4att3rchi3f doesn't realise it and drinks the liquid :pint: :argh::curse::busted:
Butcher refills the tank of the APC and drives straight to his secret catacombs.
sababoi99
18-11-2008, 23:28
hey i thought i had the gun???
XxXButcher
19-11-2008, 17:33
hey i thought i had the gun???
You had the gun. Now it's my gun :haha:
ChaoZ[IRE]
19-11-2008, 18:04
Chaoz puts on his turbo bunny slippers and heads into the catacombes with so much rdx its silly, he plants them down every tunnel he goes covering around 250 miles of the underground system,
then as he sees butcher taking a wiss he knocks him out and runs out the exit but as he runs the detonator activates and blows the entire of the Suez map up leaving nothing but dust and bones from the dead bodies of himself, butcher, Saba, Bert and Chief.
then along comes keg and pez in their GS and seeing the gun on the ground pez hops out to retrieve but sneaky keg has setup a macro to use tv missile while flying and blows poor pez into a million pieces, keg hops out but forgets he was flying and the gunship lands on top of him pinning him to the ground leaving him unable to move or even scratch his itchy nose :)
sababoi99
19-11-2008, 18:41
poor pez,he didnt deserve that :(
;32300']Chaoz puts on his turbo bunny slippers and heads into the catacombes with so much rdx its silly, he plants them down every tunnel he goes covering around 250 miles of the underground system,
then as he sees butcher taking a wiss he knocks him out and runs out the exit but as he runs the detonator activates and blows the entire of the Suez map up leaving nothing but dust and bones from the dead bodies of himself, butcher, Saba, Bert and Chief.
then along comes keg and pez in their GS and seeing the gun on the ground pez hops out to retrieve but sneaky keg has setup a macro to use tv missile while flying and blows poor pez into a million pieces, keg hops out but forgets he was flying and the gunship lands on top of him pinning him to the ground leaving him unable to move or even scratch his itchy nose :)
And now there are millions little Pez running around and makes people happy until the gun is retrived again :) And it will be found somewhere...........
[OwNaGe]m4att3rchi3f
20-11-2008, 01:28
M4att3rchi3f,gets accidently revived by chaoZ,jumps on top of chaoZ and stabs him,chaoZ is claimed by a devil and goes to hell.I run into a bar to get a drink and find it in a vending machine.I quickly run off with it in my kit.
sababoi99
20-11-2008, 20:24
saba who was walking in to the bar to get a guinness see m4tt run out of the bar.saba turn around and shoots,m4tts head pops (like in GOW).saba picks up the gun and sits on a bar stool with a "do not disturb" sign on his back
The thing is that saba didnt know that the sign was not a sign. it was rdx ind disguise and PEZ pressed the button really slow and saba went way up in the air and then he lost the gun while struggling to gain balance. ( The ff was of.:rofl:) And then Pez went of in a fav that was in camoflage and got home to his shoutbox and had a relaxing bath and a BIG beer. :)
kegNeggs
20-11-2008, 22:52
pezzos beer was big enough to actually hide keg in it, in fact methinks it WAS a keg!
soo kegs (or the keg lolz) jumps out of pezzoes bath and runs around his home to collect his rdx aand the gun.
he then steals pezzoes fav but almost gets hit by vader coming home and parking in tthe wall as usual
he then drives back to north to camp out in a nice and cozy goliath, all pimped up with flatscreen tv and a bubble bath whirlpool in it
sababoi99
21-11-2008, 00:17
saba makes a peace deal with kegs now they are a tag team. While righting new Christmas songs(suez joke),drinking beer and watching pimp my ride in a pimp out goliath.the ground started to shake
ChaoZ[IRE]
21-11-2008, 10:27
jumps out of pezzoes bath and runs around his home to collect his rdx aand the gun.
Did you enjoy ur bath with pezzie :p
kegNeggs
21-11-2008, 19:02
keggie never wanted to team up with saba or anyone else, since hes greedy especially about beer ( and i got a scar to prove it . . . ) so he poisons him and is now save again.
and yes, keggie enjoyed that bath very much... lolz
keggie never wanted to team up with saba or anyone else, since hes greedy especially about beer ( and i got a scar to prove it . . . ) so he poisons him and is now save again.
and yes, keggie enjoyed that bath very much... lolz
im confused, who has the gun?
XxXButcher
21-11-2008, 23:04
KegNeggs has the gun. (Or will have had the gun :evil::haha:)
While working on the titan main reactor - G-Zap manages to change it into a time machine.
He is sent 6 posts into the past and ends up in Pez's bathroom.
Throws an electric fire into the bath. Zaping both pez and kegneggs. takes the gun and a beer from the fridge and walks out the front door of the house.
While working on the titan main reactor - G-Zap manages to change it into a time machine.
He is sent 6 posts into the past and ends up in Pez's bathroom.
Throws an electric fire into the bath. Zaping both pez and kegneggs. takes the gun and a beer from the fridge and walks out the front door of the house.
G-Zap is later found drunk with the gun in a dumpster, Aeon takes the gun and his wallet
XxXButcher
22-11-2008, 22:51
Aeon135 watches in the stolen wallet. BOOOM !!!
Butcher had placed RDX in it for G-Zap, but unfortunatly Aeon135 stole the wallet.
He takes the gun from the ground, takes a look at it and decides to to make a trap with it. *placing RDX under the gun and laying it to the ground*
Butcher hides in bush as the greedy ChaoZ arrives. BOOOM !!! He laughs very evil :haha:, takes the shiny gun and ChaoZ last beer and moves back to his titan.
Aeon135 watches in the stolen wallet. BOOOM !!!
Butcher had placed RDX in it for G-Zap, but unfortunatly Aeon135 stole the wallet.
He takes the gun from the ground, takes a look at it and decides to to make a trap with it. *placing RDX under the gun and laying it to the ground*
Butcher hides in bush as the greedy ChaoZ arrives. BOOOM !!! He laughs very evil :haha:, takes the shiny gun and ChaoZ last beer and moves back to his titan.
ow i see, u kno how i feel about rdx!
btw, wat gun is it? i hope its an m4 or an svd....(there real, not bf2142)
XxXButcher
23-11-2008, 09:50
ow i see, u kno how i feel about rdx!
btw, wat gun is it? i hope its an m4 or an svd....(there real, not bf2142)
RDX is great. I love to hear my victims screaming for a medic and if the medic revives them they all get a second package :V:
The shiny gun is BF2142 gun and btw it't pretty shiny :lol:
sababoi99
23-11-2008, 22:23
i think its the gun you get when you pre ordered the game 'cus everyone wants it
kegNeggs
23-11-2008, 22:38
less :offtopic: :offtopic: more action!
keggy sees a new bright dawn on faraway suez. he sees a lonely titan hovering over the bar at silo 4 so he goes to see whose titan it is in the first place!
when he sees Expert Kamping Squad =EKS= butcher camping away with a few beers in corridor one (featuring leeday) he decides to go roundem, kill console 1 with pilum and waits as they abandon their posts one by one.
After having knifed lee again he runs after butcher, pulls down his pants, yells surprise and takes the gun. he escapes in a tank surrounded by 5 apcs.
Bah take that :p
XxXButcher
24-11-2008, 11:33
Keg didn't notice, that he was attacking the wrong titan.
He destoyed his own consoles, knifed ChaoZ and pulled down Pezzys pants.
Keggy thought they were Leeday and Butcher, because they were dressed with Leeday- and Butcher-costumes. (He didn't know, that Chaoz and Pezzy are big fans of Leeday and Butcher) He takes the wrong gun from Pezzy and tries to escape with his tank, but unfortunatly the 5 APCs where filled with 20 -=eks=- members.
As Keggy notices that he jumps out of the tank, steps on a banana skin and gets an APC parked on his butt. (btw. am I allowed to write this word in a timeless forum? If not please tell me and I change it into something that means the same)
Butcher, the shiny gun and his little army drive back home to germany to the Oktober-Fest.
sababoi99
25-11-2008, 00:15
saba quits with the fighting because his K/D sucks :(
he goes home has a couple of guinness'
he feels bad because keggy betrayed him.But saba has a plan up his sleeve :evil:
ChaoZ[IRE]
25-11-2008, 00:44
Chaoz picks himself up and dusts himself off, grabs a warm beer and enjoys the sunset. Then he gets into the fav and drives out to where the Elite Kamping Squad are and sneaks in while no one is looking. he kicks the sh1t out of all of them one by one snapping necks, breaking spines, ripping out throats. He grabs hold of the gun and butcher and shoves that gun where the sun does not shine. Its not about the gun anymore for Chaoz its about killing off the evil EKS forever now and as keg walks in wondering where the gun is i tell him and grab a beer from the fridge on my way out. 5 mins walk down the road and i can still hear the screams of butcher as he begs keg not to take the gun back. :)
Deathtaker27
25-11-2008, 00:48
Butcher didn't realise
that there was a motion mine trap that the apcs had driven into until it was to late
as he climbed from the wreckage he slips on the bannana skin band falls back into the flames :lol:
XxXButcher
25-11-2008, 18:29
Butcher didn't realise
that there was a motion mine trap that the apcs had driven into until it was to late
as he climbed from the wreckage he slips on the bannana skin band falls back into the flames :lol:
I can't drive into motion mines, if I beg keggy not to take the gun.
btw. I never drive into motion mines, I allways walk into them and explode.
Deathtaker27
25-11-2008, 19:15
LOL!
good one
kegNeggs
16-12-2008, 13:20
keg isnt the least bit touched by all the corpses strewn on the deck, infact, he even offers chaoz another beer as he is on the way out before going to work.
he find the gun in a weird location and shudders. he takes out the big big BIG rubber gloves and starts working on that theng while a thousend wretched screams echo from the cargo bay's walls.
After THOROUGHLY cleaning the golden whatevergun he escapes with his =GoD= accomplices, heavily armed with 10 saaws and 5 gunners, a true dreadnaught in the air.
you can still hear em singing christmas chants as they fly off towards the north, far away from suez.
As Fulmar doesnt understand what everyone is doing, he enters a Flak37 88MM anti aircraft gun, salvaged from a previous war.As he spots Keg, his evil twin brother his armada, he loads a Timed Fuse HE shell, wich he fires and directly hits the '''dreadnaught"
Fulmar picks up the gun, and Drives off in a MK15 bandit giggling with 5 bottles of Apple Geniever
And he still doesnt know what the hell is going on :lol:
kegNeggs
25-12-2008, 16:09
having been betrayed by his own twin brother fulmar, kegneggs arrives in hell.
he barters a deal with satan to go back and cap his twins ass, leaving only his soul behind. sooo he gives kegneggs his demon horse called black death and a sword, made for him called vengeance (manowar, anyone). and on that night he rode up from hell, the cracking of the hooves did sound like thunder..........
raaarghhh
kegneggs took the sword, caught up to fulmar now having passed out in his fav and before long he had woken him up, cut off his bollox, his ears and the nose before finally killing him with the sword, piercing him through the eyes.
the gun was once again keggies when he returned with his dead twin and the gun.,
KING-OF-HELL
25-12-2008, 19:49
KING-OF-HELL sitting on his throne in hell, sees kegNeggs as he negotiates with satan. The king doesnt like this and destroys satan and sends XxXButcher with cleavers in his hand and he chops Timeless servers into small smoked ribs.. :D
sababoi99
26-12-2008, 00:20
KING-OF-HELL sitting on his throne in hell, sees kegNeggs as he negotiates with satan. The king doesnt like this and destroys satan and sends XxXButcher with cleavers in his hand and he chops Timeless servers into small smoked ribs.. :D
what?
sabas evil plan has finally sprung into action. he left 20 AHADMs (Anti Horse And Evil Demon Mines) at silo 4s bar.
kegs arrives to the bar unsuspectingly rides his horse into the mines and blows up. saba takes the gun and is gone.. no one has seen him since and never will ( this is 20 years later so no more fighting cant we all just get along....)
kegNeggs
26-12-2008, 01:14
no that would take away the fun wouldnt it
having had enough of his evil keg life, evil keg now goes to heaven to repent.
lol
he asks god if he could have the gun and he said yes boy its christmas and saba doesnt deserve it, hes been a naughty boy.
he then gives the gun to no longer evil keg.
lool
H0RN3T strolls over to Invader and exchanges a can of C1D3R for Invader's shiney gun, like taking sweets from a baby!
kegNeggs
31-12-2008, 04:12
good keg is confused that another gun has appeared and altho he already has one he wants teh other one as well and challenges horn3t in the fields of drinking and shooting...
well figure who won...
keg is tonite a bad loser and knocks hornet out, going to shoot invader in his army suit on fb
kegNeggs
06-01-2009, 01:14
keg is still hiding behind the hills of verdun with the shiney gun and waiting for 7 more players to play this game!
APOLLOFRENZY
06-01-2009, 13:19
But as Keg smiled thinking he was good he tripped shot himself in the foot farting as he fell and slipped on G-Zaps banna grabbing a beer off pezzi and laughing at chaos as he fell about laughing at sabboi's hit single jingle bells who drank himself stupid on orange sqaush who pushed atrics twin brother to more drink as he needed a turkey looked at butcher who was busy carving another fulmar with vaders knife stuck up Deathtaker27 rear end looking for king ashoof who was by now just about to pick the shiny gun up when low and behold Apollofrenzy came in said it was not loaded asked or apollofiend to check on it got a second opinion from Dr_Who? who said give it to them all "URNOOBS" who took it and placed it back in a safe place where as we know boys and there toys should be kept a way from those who do not share remember what your mums and dads used to say "share or you can all go to your rooms" so he put the gun in the middle of the field where he thought all could find with one clue "GO"
kegNeggs
11-01-2009, 13:39
But as Keg smiled thinking he was good he tripped shot himself in the foot farting as he fell and slipped on G-Zaps banna grabbing a beer off pezzi and laughing at chaos as he fell about laughing at sabboi's hit single jingle bells who drank himself stupid on orange sqaush who pushed atrics twin brother to more drink as he needed a turkey looked at butcher who was busy carving another fulmar with vaders knife stuck up Deathtaker27 rear end looking for king ashoof who was by now just about to pick the shiny gun up when low and behold Apollofrenzy came in said it was not loaded asked or apollofiend to check on it got a second opinion from Dr_Who? who said give it to them all "URNOOBS" who took it and placed it back in a safe place where as we know boys and there toys should be kept a way from those who do not share remember what your mums and dads used to say "share or you can all go to your rooms" so he put the gun in the middle of the field where he thought all could find with one clue "GO"
loool thats brilliant m8, i dont even feel like goin and grabbing the gun anymore :):)
APOLLOFRENZY
13-01-2009, 11:44
Then game over lol
Deathtaker27
13-01-2009, 14:55
But as Keg smiled thinking he was good he tripped shot himself in the foot farting as he fell and slipped on G-Zaps banna grabbing a beer off pezzi and laughing at chaos as he fell about laughing at sabboi's hit single jingle bells who drank himself stupid on orange sqaush who pushed atrics twin brother to more drink as he needed a turkey looked at butcher who was busy carving another fulmar with vaders knife stuck up Deathtaker27 rear end looking for king ashoof who was by now just about to pick the shiny gun up when low and behold Apollofrenzy came in said it was not loaded asked or apollofiend to check on it got a second opinion from Dr_Who? who said give it to them all "URNOOBS" who took it and placed it back in a safe place where as we know boys and there toys should be kept a way from those who do not share remember what your mums and dads used to say "share or you can all go to your rooms" so he put the gun in the middle of the field where he thought all could find with one clue "GO"
i only just read this
WHY IS IT I GET KNIFED IN THE A**E
:lol: that has got to hurt me
XxXButcher
13-01-2009, 15:07
i only just read this
WHY IS IT I GET KNIFED IN THE A**E
:lol: that has got to hurt me
standard reason: YOU DESERVE IT !!! :lol:
Deathtaker27
13-01-2009, 16:27
what did i ever do to you all
except try to kill you and blow you up with RDX
but i was being friendly :lol:
standard reason: YOU DESERVE IT !!! :lol:
ye till the god team walks in and kills every body transport style
Deathtaker27
13-01-2009, 23:39
I never realised you were transporter dread
you have killed me loads
new idea for rule killing me counts as statspadding beacuse i die so much??
:lol:
XxXButcher
14-01-2009, 16:14
I never realised you were transporter dread
you have killed me loads
new idea for rule killing me counts as statspadding beacuse i die so much??
:lol:
noob... :p
Deathtaker27
14-01-2009, 16:35
i may be a noob but ... (insert witty comment here )
:lol:
noob... :p
APOLLOFRENZY
15-01-2009, 09:31
Take it easy he was only jokeing with you if you like ill post your tags its all supposed to be for fun lighten up i did
Deathtaker27
15-01-2009, 10:43
im joking about lol
i dont take things like this serious
and i know im a noob
Take it easy he was only jokeing with you if you like ill post your tags its all supposed to be for fun lighten up i did
kegNeggs
23-04-2009, 22:27
omg omg can some one delete these 2 pages of off topic spam??? :offtopic:
lets go on with the game!
as apollo sits in his wiggle chair wigglin his toes kegneggs, thrice killed and resurrected suddenly appears on the horizon.
drivin the fav of death fully loaded with a concentrate of rdx, honey and chaoz he tries to divert apollo and the wife to sneak into the basement and get the gun back.
he jumps out of the car, lettin it burst into neighbour hornets orchard and the four of them runn off to save what cider they have.
kegs has succeeded and is using the camo to getaway safely!!
no more offtopic please!
APOLLOFRENZY
27-04-2009, 09:38
lets go on with the game!
as apollo sits in his wiggle chair wigglin his toes kegneggs, thrice killed and resurrected suddenly appears on the horizon.
drivin the fav of death fully loaded with a concentrate of rdx, honey and chaoz he tries to divert apollo and the wife to sneak into the basement and get the gun back.
he jumps out of the car, lettin it burst into neighbour hornets orchard and the four of them runn off to save what cider they have.
kegs has succeeded and is using the camo to getaway safely!!
kegs useing the new super improvement on harrypotters cape then decides to aid the horn in getting more decent apple's to make a decent brew and in doing so carry's chaoz under his arm and takes him to the hidden caves to brew them going round in circles he
kegNeggs
17-07-2009, 23:42
after keg finished helping hornet getting more decent cider, he decided that he preferred ale after all, left hornet behind to tend child n booze and went after apollo to get the gun back
apollo using his harrypotter cape v.01 was then lured by kegneggs into an ambush iincluding several dressed up fulmars, impersonating the red army choir.
kegs bound apollo upside down to a tree (odin, lol!) and left him with the fulmars.