View Full Version : Favorite pickup line!!!
TiLLerS_
05-10-2008, 19:01
Right nooblets, I have to get some ideas for really awsome picup lines. Feel free to enlighten me
TiLLerS_
05-10-2008, 19:06
Right, might as well start up with my favorite...for all u nordic speaking ppl
"Du svetter så lite til å være så feit..."
Bad translation: You sweat so little, seeing as ur so fat...
sababoi99
05-10-2008, 19:28
So....You come here often lol
Just walk up to a fat chick, give her half your phone number and say she'll get the rest when she lost some
kegNeggs
05-10-2008, 19:55
Thats meean :)
TiLLerS_
05-10-2008, 20:51
lmfao thats brilliant
TiLLerS_
05-10-2008, 20:52
or some straight to the point...?
ChaoZ[IRE]
05-10-2008, 21:23
the auld classic, get ur coat love ur pulled :)
that dress you are wearing is nice but would look a helluva lot better on my bedroom floor :)
have you got any irish in ya, would you like some more :)
f1rest@rter
05-10-2008, 22:03
A: "is it correct that it had been raining on the day of your birth?"
B: "lol i don´t know" OR "why you ask?"
A: "it surely had to been raining cause heaven cried due to losing an angel - you"
A.Dufresne
05-10-2008, 22:30
I fell in love with f1rest@rter.
...
I'm joking :D
Rogu3granny
05-10-2008, 23:31
Tic, Toc,Tic,Toc I have a big Clock
A.Dufresne
06-10-2008, 00:59
Tic, Toc,Tic,Toc I have a big Clock
Ahahah , nice one, so romantic.
kegNeggs
06-10-2008, 01:46
big big big big loool at Chaoz. :lol:
I love f1res style
and the granny is class :)
theres not more i can add here at that point.. :D
f1rest@rter
06-10-2008, 05:33
I fell in love with f1rest@rter.
lol i have to admit - this don´t work out as good as it should :dance:
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
or
Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.
or a special one for kegg's
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
and finally my personal favorite
It's not going to suck itself you know
f1rest@rter
06-10-2008, 10:08
hahahaha nice one bert!
--> is it hot in here? or is it just me? <--
TiLLerS_
06-10-2008, 10:18
lol @ would u like some irish in ya....hehehe
TiLLerS_
06-10-2008, 10:22
How about this one
"I may not be the best looking girl here, but I'm the only one talking to you"...rofl
TiLLerS_
06-10-2008, 10:22
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
TiLLerS_
06-10-2008, 10:23
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
TiLLerS_
06-10-2008, 10:25
LMFAO @ BERT
HAHAHAH
It's not going to suck itself you know
Brilliant my little noob, just brilliant
ChaoZ[IRE]
06-10-2008, 10:34
Hows your belly for a lodger :w50:
I would eat you but my dentist told me to cut down on sweet things.
Want a smoke now or after?
Want a smoke now or after?
Thats the one you used on me, and boy did it work!
God sure took his time creating you, cuz you're the most beautiful thing ive ever seen.
-Should I turn you in? -For what?? -For stealing my heart.
sababoi99
06-10-2008, 18:05
-Should I turn you in? -For what?? -For stealing my heart
HAHA brilliant
Thats the one you used on me, and boy did it work!
lolz you got a crush on me??? :)
kegNeggs
06-10-2008, 20:06
looolz fehn and pezz :) and invaders ur son :O
InvaderTX
06-10-2008, 20:10
:goofy:
Storm_Seraphin
06-10-2008, 22:39
walk up to a girl, stop a couple of feet away, just keep looking her up and down, when she looks at you with the discusting inquiring look and says " what the **** you looking at" just say, I just wondering if you would look that good on me
TiLLerS_
06-10-2008, 23:27
LOL
Most of the "favorite/best pickup lines" are just suicidal :D
(guys do NOT try those at the pub! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED lulz)
akaSloth
07-10-2008, 18:07
Nice shoes, wanna f***?
how about ???
have u seen my stats on 2142 ? lol
akaSloth
08-10-2008, 09:20
That outfit would look nice on my bedroom floor
djigivara
23-10-2008, 10:20
LOL
Hi sweet voice sure you play fair & so good too
I like to play with kind & fair players and have always fun
Thanks to All TimeLessGaming Teams & Players
Thomas :orc::dancers::pint::fan:
Rogu3granny
23-10-2008, 10:58
A Quagmire classic from Family Guy!LOL
Peter:Hey, guys! Check it out. Quagmire's trying to get lucky.
Quagmire: Hey, gorgeous! You want to come home with me?
Lady: I'm with my husband.
Quagmire: Lose the zero, get with the hero!
(Husband punches Quagmire.)
Quagmire: Little violent for you, don't you think?
(Husband punches Quagmire again.)
Quagmire: I'll be right over there
Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Awww right.
And who could forget Sid the Sexist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f26-y523wIs
CaptPlissken
23-10-2008, 15:29
You're looking less ugly tonight
works a treat
XxXButcher
23-10-2008, 15:59
hmh...
I remeber TiLLerS saying "You make me sound like a sl*t" and now i read this lol.
Thats why it's funny to talk german with her lol.
Well the only one from around by me is... "ya fancy goin halves on a B**tard??"
kegNeggs
17-11-2008, 18:41
http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/c81d91732e.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=4925)
Deathtaker27
17-11-2008, 20:44
If you were anymore Stunning the Sun would be out of a job
LOL
Cheesy or what
kegNeggs
17-11-2008, 21:53
lol i like that one :)
youd get me in a sec if i was gay lol :)
Deathtaker27
17-11-2008, 22:25
LOL
and IM NOT GAY EITHIER
i got loads like that
borrow them if you like
another good one is if i could name a star I would name it after you [insert name]
fo you are so stunning and beautiful you would make the other stars jelous
kegNeggs
17-11-2008, 23:13
and here i was, thinking that most romantic guys had died out except us few left :)
you dont listen to metal perchance do you lol :)
:good1:
kegNeggs
17-11-2008, 23:18
looool
he: now that were getting on so well, do you fancy a ***c?
she: no certainly not
he: right would you mind lying down then so I could have one
she: oh god p1ss off willya
LOOOOL
and sry bout doublepost
Deathtaker27
18-11-2008, 18:23
Metal And Rock Music All The Way
the most romantic instrument has to be the guitar though
even if i can barly play it
TiLLerS_
18-11-2008, 18:43
LOL
A little metal and rock to feel more manly after those pickup lines...teehee
"you dont sweat much for a fat bird"
(bird=women in ireland)
"your eyes are like spanners, every time i see then they tighten my nuts"
"my watch tell me things, it says your not wearing underwear"
women: "but i am"
"its also 15 min to fast"
kegNeggs
23-12-2008, 01:35
LOL
A little metal and rock to feel more manly after those pickup lines...teehee
metal can make you feel manly alright... works nice enough ;)
darn im fresh out of pickups, any help lolz
metal can make you feel manly alright... works nice enough ;)
darn im fresh out of pickups, any help lolz
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Can I see your tan lines?
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
kegNeggs
23-12-2008, 01:56
yupyupyup like em indeed cheers
off to the hunt tomoz
bring beer :)
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
kegs, do you have one of these: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2007/2460072290_1a85d29287.jpg
kegNeggs
23-12-2008, 13:25
loooool no where can i get that;)
i like berts way of approach lolz
APOLLOFRENZY
30-12-2008, 12:03
Kiss me quick then turn the lights on "I don't want to be dissapointed when they go on"