View Full Version : You know u play too much BF2142 when...
* You start having strange dreams, like bout some guys messing around on gibraltar beach where someone glitches a box and then you wake up only to find yourself yelling "GLITCHER!!1!½" out loud in your bed... :oops:
* You decide to clean out your battlerecorder list and realize there's no end to it...
* You have a huge ingame friendlist and you don't even know 99% of the people on it.
Please continue the list (:
// Kurim
tags: bf2142sotrue : mixedfeelings
Tankster-Pete
12-09-2008, 12:53
*You ask your wife for "Supplies" and tell your kids to "Squad up" ...
*You tell your wifte that you just go to Silo5 to get some cigarettes ...
*You tell your boss to clean the APMs in Corridor 2
*You watch a local soccergame and you call some of them "Baserapers"
*You start to drive your car a different way - always looking for Motionmines and Gunships ....
*You are always nervous and you keep asking yourself : "Where is Vader" :razz: ....
*You sign a new contract with !s and your name ....
Storm_Seraphin
12-09-2008, 14:56
*You ask your wife for "Supplies" and tell your kids to "Squad up" ...
*You tell your wifte that you just go to Silo5 to get some cigarettes ...
*You tell your boss to clean the APMs in Corridor 2
*You watch a local soccergame and you call some of them "Baserapers"
*You start to drive your car a different way - always looking for Motionmines and Gunships ....
*You are always nervous and you keep asking yourself : "Where is Vader" :razz: ....
*You sign a new contract with !s and your name ....
"lol"
*When you hit your thumb at work (with hammer) and Shout MEDIC....!!!
*When you boss tells you to do something are you reply " Not Happening"
*When you put your coffee down on the table at break time and say " Resupplies Here"
*when you arrive late at work and you press the horn repeatedly, to get our of the car quick thinking its the "E" key
*When you lay under you bosses car sticking packs of paper to his petrol tank thinking they are RDX packs, because you have to stay an extra 3 hours after work.
BlackDragon
12-09-2008, 15:22
LOl, i think Everyone has these issues when your to much addicted to a game, specially a war game xD
Chriss-FIN-
12-09-2008, 15:48
* when you walk down the street and look windows to spot the snipers
BlackDragon
12-09-2008, 16:02
* When you hear thunder, u throw urself on the ground to cover urself for any grenades.
lol
* you get eaten by ur Work and then think " I need Backup"
* you slide on ur chair and glide off so that u hit the Ground and hear urself
crying "Man down, Man down"
* you must go outside for Work in the early morning and first what u say is
"I need a Lift"
* you are hungry, or when u re out of Cigarettes, and think "I could use a Supply"
* you get pissed of by someone and u only hear ur Brain spotting
"Enemy Infantry"
* you did something well on work with a Team and u feel
"nicely done Squad":wink:
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A.Dufresne
12-09-2008, 16:59
When, playing another game, you try to use your command rose to spot the enemies.
(Happened few times playing Call of Duty)
ChaoZ[IRE]
12-09-2008, 17:39
When you find yourself stuck to the chair and have to ask your friend to come round to peel you off it.
When you have finally run out of beer, wine, cider, vodka, bacardi, JD, gin and there is only some dodgy whiskey someone left after a party 5 years ago that you just have never had the courage to drink, until now that is :-)
ooD43MONoo
12-09-2008, 18:45
- when u try to call ur woman over ingamechat!
- when u have a bad boy in front of u and u try to switch out RDX!
- when u have an accident with ur car and u call Repairs needed over here!
- when u be @ work and try to repair things with a Hoff 3000!
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f1rest@rter
12-09-2008, 19:08
-when you ask your russian teacher at school what enemy sniper means and you get this as answer: вражеский снайпер
for me when bank call and ask to approve the gaming transaction
*when you install a new game and beg that it doesn't use punkbuster.
*when you start messing with teammates by spotting hostile tanks and gunships on maps like fall of berlin.
*when you play on servers w/o ff and blow away totally unaware teammates with rdx just for the fun of it.
*when you play cod4 and see a claymore mine thinking it won't go off aslong as you crouch pass it.
sababoi99
12-09-2008, 21:08
*when you have seen your boss walking trough the hallway you shout out "COMBAT COMMANDER"
*your boss falls asleep at work and you shout "AFK COMMANDER"
*your "shooting some hoops"with your frinds and you shoot and shout "FRAG OUT"
BlackDragon
13-09-2008, 00:35
rofl,
*When i get knifed, I get my "Medicine" before i end up like "The Angry german kid"
* When i i tag someone a music in my head automaticly plays: Can't touch this.
Hm, yea can't think of anything better.
I think we have had all of them....
_ when my wife says nite Peter, when i play and next thing she says: Morning Peter. You got up early?
CaptPlissken
13-09-2008, 08:51
When you do a 'supply drop' in the bedroom
when you get told off by your boss you click 1 then your mouse key
when your standing still too long you get the eeriest feeling Invader is creeping up behind you
when in a crowd you get the impulse to left click right click left click
you keep looking for the boost key when on the motorway
you keep trying to press the V key on your mobile
sababoi99
14-09-2008, 21:48
when your in the passenger seat of a car and your worrided a knifer will walk up and knife you trough the window
kegNeggs
14-09-2008, 23:12
* you are in the middle of playing an important concert and all of a sudden ur thinking about what the next unlock for the new soldier would be???
LOOLz happened to me tonite while playing :)
Hunt3rW0lf
15-09-2008, 08:50
*You get a strange temptation to EMP other cars whilst driving...*
kegNeggs
23-09-2008, 16:04
* You are sitting in the plane to lisbon and have the feeling pezzy will come every minute and shout "keggy pick me up!" or "keggy u forgot me" or somesuch :)
*and you would like to pick him up but are not the pilot, but keep on the lookout for saw
(btw yes , I did think this stuff while on the plane :))
* u see an exhibiton about greek diety Apollo and, no wonder, start thinking about ur friend Apollofrenzy spamming rdx :)
and finally
*u cant really enjoy ur vacation without checking in everyday at the great timeless community.
Thats what i call addicted :D
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*u cant really enjoy ur vacation without checking in everyday at the great timeless community.
Thats what i call addicted :D
sooo true lol
sooo true lolbah that's what i planned to say :D
well i do drive my car like i drive the battle bus or is it the other way round . when i ask for resupplies my wife brings me a pint of coffee and my tea lol .and all six kids want to knife me :biggrin:
kegNeggs
28-09-2008, 23:05
loooooool @ jdreadd
If you like me dont feel like disconnecting from the great battle with timeless and go onto cooking while still playing :)
When you create :bf2142: smilies for your fave forum :lol!:
lol yeah i eat my breakfast dinner and tea here ? lol then smash somert up wen i get taged lol
im coming for u kegs and zoid ??? lmao :46:
APOLLOFRENZY
07-10-2008, 08:22
Well if u nod off for a mo and hope the wife has ff/off this week lol
akaSloth
07-10-2008, 18:20
If you close your eyes and see x's of people that needs to be revived
dont try this at work if u need to get on the roof ?
throw rdx on floor and bang no legs lmao