chuck norris

[niii]

type 'find chuck norris' on google and press the i'm feeling lucky button (thanks to chaoz for that one :grin:)


some simple facts about him :

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV



plenty more on http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Spatchman]

Hehehe, don't **** with Chuck.

[f1rest@rter]

wasn´t there also somehting with george w. bush and the "i´m feeling lucky" button?

[ChaoZ[IRE]]

Yea i nearly wet myself when i came across this little beauty
:-)

[niii]

wasn´t there also somehting with george w. bush and the "i´m feeling lucky" button?

i found that surreal quote

Meanwhile, George Bush, who has had trouble finding Osama Bin Laden by other means, jokes about turning to Google instead:

“Osama bin Laden, you can run, but you can’t hide,” Bush said, with his trademark steely resolve. “Google will find you. The president concluded his speech by warning the world’s most wanted man, “I’m Googling you right now. And I’m feeling lucky.“