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L1SA
31-03-2008, 12:59
Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the flower and ***elry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed



Desperate


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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications ***elry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck, Tech Support

f1rest@rter
31-03-2008, 13:26
has Horn3t already installed the C1DER 7.0 advanced
or is he still at 6.0??


:) and :)

ooD43MONoo
31-03-2008, 16:56
loooooool L1SA !!

Pez
31-03-2008, 17:24
That was fun to read. Is it possible to change the application to a wife install instead?
A more understanding and supporting one? A wife who knows when it´s very nesseserely to fetsch a beer or A very Large Cid3r and that the husband can´t leave the sofa bacause it is a very, very important fotballmatch going in.

GUEST
01-04-2008, 07:05
I'm currently using C1D3R v8 thingi beta btw and it came bundled

with snore very loudly (full product now) Food 3.0 works great

with C1D3R V8 but if you use this application for too long, Hot Lingerie 7.7

does not seem to help performance.

f1rest@rter
01-04-2008, 12:29
lol
how about using an aimbot to delete Hot Lingerie 7.7??

L1SA
01-04-2008, 20:09
Lol at Hornet and firestarter,

Just googled, hot lingerie has been upgraded to v8.1 and a new removal tool has been revealed that will eradicate the C1D3R application and mute all snoring. Just downloading it now, ROFL! ;-)

f1rest@rter
01-04-2008, 20:27
wtf

i think my wife has to upgrade too.
i hate myself snoring.

daveraver22
01-04-2008, 20:42
How can I install mistress Ver11.3?

GUEST
02-04-2008, 06:32
How can I install mistress Ver11.3?

That program belongs to me !!

wtf you doin with it !! ??

daveraver22
02-04-2008, 13:52
was introduced to it at Madam FeeFee's Pleasure Software Download Site! Just wanted to trial it!

L1SA
03-04-2008, 01:02
Hehe,

It's all over the torrent sites, Hornet everyone got a copy or will have one very soon, lol

Theres a few new Betas out 2, u may want to check those out.

APOLLOFRENZY
20-05-2008, 08:12
My wife thanks you and was rofl now she has had an idea to up grade the whole pacage to 9.0 devorce and start again lol!!!!!! she wet her nicks very good

kegNeggs
26-08-2008, 23:36
My wife thanks you and was rofl now she has had an idea to up grade the whole pacage to 9.0 devorce and start again lol!!!!!! she wet her nicks very good

lmao apollo!!

lmao l1sa, this is by far the best one :D:D:D

im still laughin :)