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I know catziggy has some elsewhere, but I thought a dedicated thead would be better.
So I'll start.
Muppethunter
17-08-2007, 00:18
Always a pleasure... ;-) And makes me laugh
Thats Not me it is 507 with ashoof Tag
i hope you've not got screenshots of the double knifing of me.
Check out this nuclear bomb..
catziggy
17-08-2007, 09:05
roflmao
Muppethunter
17-08-2007, 10:41
i hope you've not got screenshots of the double knifing of me.
This one?? :-)
Can someone Ban this muppethunter for using Photoshop on admin plz mahahahahaha
Still can't see mine anywhere muppet....
Still can't see mine anywhere muppet....
Wheres mine Muppet? I'm sure you got me a few times
Muppethunter
17-08-2007, 18:55
Wheres mine Muppet? I'm sure you got me a few times
Once, but missed the tag screen so no screenshot. :-(
Olorian's is a work in progress... taking a bit longer than the others mainly due to him being on the same team as me
Muppethunter
17-08-2007, 23:11
This was amusing, looks like he wanted to be stabbed
Hope you enjoyed your present. You know when i let you stab me. lol. Watch out im onto you now.
Olorian's is a work in progress... taking a bit longer than the others mainly due to him being on the same team as me
You've had your chances muppet. No excuses now...
Muppethunter
18-08-2007, 01:21
Hope you enjoyed your present. You know when i let you stab me. lol. Watch out im onto you now.
lol, thanks for that! Perhaps you felt sorry for me as i didn't have a screenshot. Both zaps in one night and not stabbed once in return. Good good.
Olorian is next. I will have to sharpen my blade
That was for you birthday
That was for you birthday
I have just watched the NapK1ller vid and i'm now up to speed with the best knifing techniques so i will be gunning for you Muppet. Keep your eyes peeled as they say!
This was when i saw YummEh randomly floating in mid air.. he was floating for about 10 seconds until he just fell to his death :P
catziggy
22-08-2007, 10:50
Stuck again.
lol
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o256/Fish1964/screen019.jpg
lol loving the votekick :roll:
Muppethunter
01-09-2007, 08:04
Finally got him, his reaction afterwards was very funny ;-)
ooD43MONoo
01-09-2007, 09:36
Hey FisH_,
i see it was on middle deck near the entry then you must knife me from behind :rolleyes: :
Now take everytime a look behind you when you join Timeless Server :D
But thx for posting me screenshot ;)
Finally got him, his reaction afterwards was very funny ;-)
I believe my exact words were: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss hooooooooooooooooolllllllllleeeeeee"
catziggy
01-09-2007, 17:16
lol
I managed to slice this guys head off.. lol
catziggy
01-09-2007, 20:49
OWWWW bet his headache stopped instantly lol
I actually like the things you say in the screenshot....
All Right ??
I Can Heal You !
Darn It, Sorry !
lolz :lol:
Hey Muppethunter,
I still don't see my screenshot there. You miss it again?
I feel left out, everyone else has a stab pic. lol
Muppethunter
02-09-2007, 02:10
Here you go then.
splasher2
02-09-2007, 11:44
Olorian knifing was very funny..
I was in his squad most of the evening, muppet knifed me earlier in the evening...
And what did Olorian say?
Something along the lines of "His never got me and he never will!"
:)
This screenshot of Catziggy is pretty cool, for some reason he isn't wearing a helmet.. lol
He's as ugly here as he sounds lolz ;)
This screenshot of Catziggy is pretty cool, for some reason he isn't wearing a helmet.. lol
loooooooool CattZiggy he must lost his helmet on the other server as he is always on the move
he got mine so were even
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o256/Fish1964/screen024.jpg
Muppethunter
03-09-2007, 10:48
Yep, good battle that was, almost gave up with yours as i was spawning, podding, and consequently dying from all the rdx'ers and your voss. (or defrib which made me laugh).
Hunt3rW0lf
03-09-2007, 11:56
Hmm, perhaps I should just go hunting the Timeless admins... that'd be fun... but then again, I'm not that accurate with the knife, there was a brilliant screenshot oppurtunity this morning with one of my teammates hanging of one of the Bavaria dock roofs after being RDX'd, unfortunatly a walker got me before I could get a shot.
catziggy
03-09-2007, 12:00
We saw a guy hanging off a lamppost on cerebre which made us laugh but we were in a fire fight so no one got the screenie.
God I am ugly. Has anyone sen my helmet?
Hunt3rW0lf
03-09-2007, 12:02
I think you left it in Russia...
Yep, good battle that was, almost gave up with yours as i was spawning, podding, and consequently dying from all the rdx'ers and your voss. (or defrib which made me laugh).
that defrib was lucky, i ran out of bullets and pressed the wrong key instead of my pistol i got my defribs out... shocking eh!!!! yea i thought all the attemps you had i thought id give you a knife fight.... lol
We saw a guy hanging off a lamppost on cerebre which made us laugh but we were in a fire fight so no one got the screenie.
God I am ugly. Has anyone sen my helmet?
I ain't and i don't want to !! lolz ;)
catziggy
03-09-2007, 20:22
roflmao
Chriss-FIN-
04-09-2007, 10:43
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/Hirsse/bf2142.jpg
And why i did not shoot him to be sure that he would be dead :D
catziggy
04-09-2007, 11:17
The caption on that one is???
WHOOOPPPPPEEEEEE WE WON
Or
LOOk I can do two forward somersaults next time.
OR??
Chriss-FIN-
04-09-2007, 11:42
No, caption is not anything like we won (general for battles like in picture, it is quite fustraiting to wait "real" battle. I like the good action and attacking...)
Second suggested caption goes for the picture very well and this was my only picture, i always press wrong buttons if i want to take sceen shots...
catziggy
05-09-2007, 20:09
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
No to mention after pic one G-ZAP tried three times to swop sides. Hence after the succesful time the 2nd screenshot.
You have to look at the messages top left btw not what I am looking at.
Funniest 10 mins i have had for ages
Hunt3rW0lf
05-09-2007, 21:03
lol, what server was this on?
catziggy
05-09-2007, 21:04
Our Timeless CQ and NS server
Hunt3rW0lf
05-09-2007, 21:34
That wasn't running earlier! no fair! lol
What is this, open Olorian season?
catziggy
06-09-2007, 18:46
New NS server RULE
NO ALLOWING YOUR WALKER TO CRAP IN THE STREET.
catziggy
06-09-2007, 21:58
I just happened to notice this little message in game as well. Top left.
Hunt3rW0lf
06-09-2007, 22:15
lol, did you know he'd taken a screenshot at that time?
I just happened to notice this little message in game as well. Top left.
LOL
ooD43MONoo
07-09-2007, 01:37
When somebody is cool then you olorian thats really funny !!!!!!!!!:D :D
Switch team :cool: and kill the m8 how knifed you!!!!!
Chriss-FIN-
07-09-2007, 08:15
Oh no, my tag has been taken and i tried my best to knife you C-Zap. I think this was THE knifing battle when we both had knives...
Hmm, i think i should start to practice my knifing skills... i have only killed somebody with knife 29 times :o I think i could almost double it "when" ill get you all ;)
Oh no, my tag has been taken and i tried my best to knife you C-Zap. I think this was THE knifing battle when we both had knives...
Hmm, i think i should start to practice my knifing skills... i have only killed somebody with knife 29 times :o I think i could almost double it "when" ill get you all ;)
Yeh that was the one, i'm not great either but got lucky that time. Think i got you twice that game or i might be mistaken, last night was knifing night.
I could have had olorian several times but he got me. his time will come, when he least expects it. lol
catziggy
07-09-2007, 09:49
When you lot get the hots for knifing each other again please warn me. I will wear incontinence pads cause i nearly peed myself laughing last night.
When you lot get the hots for knifing each other again please warn me. I will wear incontinence pads cause i nearly peed myself laughing last night.
Know what, i think we should stage a timeless knife fight on one of the servers one day and get everyone together for a battle.
Anyone who uses a gun gets banned for a week and we all huddle round in a circle while two combatants are in the preverbial ring battling to the death
what do you guys think. we could film it as a vid?
Know what, i think we should stage a timeless knife fight on one of the servers one day and get everyone together for a battle.
Anyone who uses a gun gets banned for a week and we all huddle round in a circle while two combatants are in the preverbial ring battling to the death
what do you guys think. we could film it as a vid?
then dont that make it a knifes only server... i avoid them at all costs...
Hunt3rW0lf
07-09-2007, 10:08
I think it would be preety funny, you could have everyone make a ring out of APM mines in case anyone tries to escape, would be very entertaining :D
I think it would be preety funny, you could have everyone make a ring out of APM mines in case anyone tries to escape, would be very entertaining :D
Would have to be a very big ring as apm's would go off anywhere near them and take out everyone around so maybe not.
Nah it wouldn't be a knife only server, just a bit of fun in say ns & cq or ns.
Roz get your camera out lol!
I heard a few swipes at my back last night C-Zap.
If you were better at stabbing you could have got me at least once.
After that, I was on the lookout and you were blown away every time.
catziggy
07-09-2007, 10:55
lol. Can I send you all a set of my tags in te post?
Hunt3rW0lf
07-09-2007, 11:43
lol
[quote=G-Zap;4086]
Yeh i mucked up, big time. Moreso with Dave tho as i had that same situation three or four times and he don't have rdx defense.
Already have your tags tho gary, remember....
Hunt3rW0lf
07-09-2007, 12:10
I can never seem to knife anyone, though I have collected about 10 new dogtags over the last day or two, which is about a 3000% increase on before
lol. Can I send you all a set of my tags in te post?
Would they all fit in a post?
catziggy
07-09-2007, 12:34
I meant royal mail hehe
Faceless
07-09-2007, 13:07
LMAO at the ss, c-zap :-)
damn i dont made a ss of our sneaky c-zap when i knifed him, because i laugh my
ass off and i cant handle it anymore :-)
Hunt3rW0lf
07-09-2007, 14:52
I got a screenshot of a n incredibly low ground clearence FAV which I'll post later
[quote=G-Zap;4086]
Yeh i mucked up, big time. Moreso with Dave tho as i had that same situation three or four times and he don't have rdx defense.
Already have your tags tho gary, remember....
3 or 4? I lost count of the times that I heard that soft whine stop with a click then a whooshing knife sound. Good thing I was moving so fast and had my voss handy :)
Hunt3rW0lf
07-09-2007, 17:42
This is the best day of my life! :D
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4771/kurkobotdieul5.png
Sorry if it doesn't work, couldn't remember Frap hotkey so had to go with Print screen
catziggy
07-09-2007, 17:51
Hehe was Kurkobot baseraping? BAN HIM.
Hunt3rW0lf
07-09-2007, 17:54
Nah, he and his squad were holding the PAC base when the EU had taken it, so me and the Commander rushed in gunned down a few of them, then I got behind Kurkobot and knifed him, so no, no need to ban him :D
fantastico14
08-09-2007, 05:34
mmmhhhh....... i think i put all here in my friendlist too get there TAG`s!:D
mmmhhhh....... i think i put all here in my friendlist too get there TAG`s!:D
hehe
catziggy
08-09-2007, 16:15
Sign on the wall says
NO BALL GAMES
KEEP OFF THE EXPLOSIVES
catziggy
08-09-2007, 16:28
Neither am i and it was my side lol.
Ears ringing for weeks
catziggy
08-09-2007, 19:29
POD SURFING TO AN ART FORM
This guy Bashox has pod surfing to an extra ordinary level
APOLLOFRENZY
08-09-2007, 19:59
Nice shot lol lol!
catziggy
08-09-2007, 20:05
I missed the first part. It went round the tall building above military station first. I thought it was a wayward SAAW missile at first then relaised it was a glitchinf SOB. A few seconds later he stuck his head over the roof of the building where he landed and i headshot him. Then I kicked him
head over to Cheats and glitchers to see what he did next round when he rejoined.
Thats not pod surfing... its figure of eight pod-banger racing !
AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!
both in the same game...
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o256/Fish1964/screen034.jpg
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o256/Fish1964/screen035.jpg
catziggy
09-09-2007, 17:37
Sigh Well if my tags were hard to get i would be upset lol. I have a frame rate of 12-18 on titans so i am used to getting stabbed a few times.
What is upsetting is that i was two steps behind you about 5 mins before this shot was taken with my knife out and someone on my team shot you.
Now that IS upsetting.
Nice work though on Hornet. (hehe)
It was in 2 seperate games, look at screens. It would of been a nice claim tho.
We were saying how long it would take for you to brag about it.....
Fair play to you tho.. you done well.
Nice work though on Ziggy. (hehe)
lolz :lol:
kurk_will_mutiny
09-09-2007, 22:49
Muppets...
It cost me five of my own like... and he was surrounded by enemy, still...
Note: Olorian running to revive me, obviously not that optimistic about my continuing survival chances...
It was in 2 seperate games, look at screens. It would of been a nice claim tho.
We were saying how long it would take for you to brag about it.....
Fair play to you tho.. you done well.
Nice work though on Ziggy. (hehe)
lolz :lol:
my bad.. i thought it was the same game.... opps
come on Hornet.. how quick would you have posted my tags if the roles were reversed lol
Muppethunter
09-09-2007, 23:09
Muppets...
It cost me five of my own like... and he was surrounded by enemy, still...
Note: Olorian running to revive me, obviously not that optimistic about my continuing survival chances...
Had a go at recording some action tonight,
http://www.uploadhut.com/id16955/Knifing%20Kurkobot.wmv
It was fun chasing everyone with the knife in hand, shame i lost mine at the end though
Muppethunter
09-09-2007, 23:27
This might be easier
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XB6uKj_dfMY
Had a go at recording some action tonight,
http://www.uploadhut.com/id16955/Knifing%20Kurkobot.wmv
It was fun chasing everyone with the knife in hand, shame i lost mine at the end though
You must have done all that like an hour after you finished playing you sado.
Saw you chasing me at one point with that damn knife, but when I turned round with voss in hand you hopped over a wall :(
Muppethunter
09-09-2007, 23:33
Yep, close to you again. Was that you who revived Kurko as i couldn't knife him.
Thats usually what happens when i go for you
Hunt3rW0lf
10-09-2007, 08:43
I was happily walking along last night, as you do, going to investigate why the Hotel had been lost, when, an enemy jumped out, I gunned him down, was Kurkobot, then I proceeded to gun down most of his squad, the guess who jumps in, Olorian appears out of nowhere to shoot me! some people have no manners :D
Yep, close to you again. Was that you who revived Kurko as i couldn't knife him.
Thats usually what happens when i go for you
Dont think so, some other guy was running about in that mess witht he defib. And my usual practise when seeing you running about knife out is backpeddling while firing widly (and shouting oh no, oh no, oh no.....)
I was happily walking along last night, as you do, going to investigate why the Hotel had been lost, when, an enemy jumped out, I gunned him down, was Kurkobot, then I proceeded to gun down most of his squad, the guess who jumps in, Olorian appears out of nowhere to shoot me! some people have no manners :D
Would have been embarrasing if you took out my whole squad now wouldnt it.
catziggy
10-09-2007, 11:22
Sigh.
Tell me Is it right to use the dinner knife on the outside or the one on the inside. I might as well use them cause all i ever get is "chink" "chink" as i miss with the damn thing and then "BBBBLLLAAAMMM" as someone unloads their voss in my face. :(
kurk_will_mutiny
10-09-2007, 12:45
I was happily walking along last night, as you do, going to investigate why the Hotel had been lost, when, an enemy jumped out, I gunned him down, was Kurkobot, then I proceeded to gun down most of his squad, the guess who jumps in, Olorian appears out of nowhere to shoot me! some people have no manners :D
I believe my reponse was: "...get him, that's the twat who keeps stabbing me..."
This might be easier
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XB6uKj_dfMY
looooooooooool
kurk_will_mutiny
10-09-2007, 12:56
This might be easier
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XB6uKj_dfMY
Haha, that's cool!
Hunt3rW0lf
10-09-2007, 13:22
Hmm, so, hunting list:
Muppet
Olorian
Catziggy
Ashoof
G-Zap
anyone else who pops up
catziggy
10-09-2007, 15:09
Hmm, so, hunting list:
Muppet
Olorian
Catziggy
Ashoof
G-Zap
anyone else who pops up
ITS MuppetHUNTER btw MH is NO MUPPET ! Call him Hunter for short hehe otherwise the next knifing video may be about you lol.
Hunt3rW0lf
10-09-2007, 16:09
lol, I'd like to see you make it :D, ah yes, and Opozzum and C-Zap, I've a;ready got Kurkobot
fantastico14
10-09-2007, 16:19
Finishd:
1.ashoff
2.Da3mon
3.Jx3aroo
In Progress
1.Muppethunter
2.olorian
3.the Zap boys
4.Catziggy
5.Kurkobot
6.opozzum
7.Fish
:p
kurk_will_mutiny
10-09-2007, 16:23
erm I'm not sure I like this idea! Getting knifed gives me a bit of a fright, I might spill my beer.
Hunt3rW0lf
10-09-2007, 17:50
And we wouldn't want that! would make you an easy target whilst we gun you down!
Muppethunter
10-09-2007, 18:46
Dont think so, some other guy was running about in that mess witht he defib. And my usual practise when seeing you running about knife out is backpeddling while firing widly (and shouting oh no, oh no, oh no.....)
Lol, now i know who to look for... ;-)
Sorry Kurko, only downloaded fraps yesterday and you were the first person i got a few times. And when you got me i made the vid
Good fun though
APOLLOFRENZY
11-09-2007, 08:07
Hope you dont catch me with me pants down lol but I would like to know if its laggy in game does your recorder show the lag in game? it would be proof enough to show admins and get rid of those pesky "AA" spammers lol! :-}
Hope you dont catch me with me pants down lol but I would like to know if its laggy in game does your recorder show the lag in game? it would be proof enough to show admins and get rid of those pesky "AA" spammers lol! :-}
We do try to kick these AA spammers and there is not a single game unfortunately that i don't. There are a lot of new players who must think AA guns can damage enemy sheilds, enemy titan guns and flying pigs, but they don't, this AA spamming of enemy titan sheilds/decks causes lag (for those who don't already know) and they get kicked for it.
I've started kicking AA spammers with a warning now rather than warning them 1st as i'd rather see 1 unhappy player than 47. Admins don't need proof of lag, we all feel it the same as yourself m8. ;)
catziggy
11-09-2007, 11:27
Apparently Muppethunter got my tags last night. I think it was on Belgrade. Will have to download the battlerecorder for that game and see.
During the game my quicktime popped a window open to say theres an update available. This minimized BF2142 as it always does. GRRRRRRRRRRR... I had to close it and alt tab back. I was dead of course so it might have been then or one of the other 5000 times i died. Will be interesting to watch lol.
when youre on the server and see some guys aa spamming, you can warn every player on the server with "!w * reason" the * is for every player on the server, then you can make sure everyone will read the warnings =) perhaps they will stop the spamming while THIS game
Apparently Muppethunter got my tags last night. I think it was on Belgrade. Will have to download the battlerecorder for that game and see.
During the game my quicktime popped a window open to say theres an update available. This minimized BF2142 as it always does. GRRRRRRRRRRR... I had to close it and alt tab back. I was dead of course so it might have been then or one of the other 5000 times i died. Will be interesting to watch lol.
Lolz... dont u end ur background progz? Disable the quicktime client starting up with windows. Its annoyin tho eh ?
Muppethunter
11-09-2007, 14:27
Apparently Muppethunter got my tags last night. I think it was on Belgrade. Will have to download the battlerecorder for that game and see.
During the game my quicktime popped a window open to say theres an update available. This minimized BF2142 as it always does. GRRRRRRRRRRR... I had to close it and alt tab back. I was dead of course so it might have been then or one of the other 5000 times i died. Will be interesting to watch lol.
Yep, gonna be part of the next vid, hence no screenie. And you were very much in-game as you were running around. You'll see
catziggy
11-09-2007, 15:04
Ohhhh :) okay then.
Hunt3rW0lf
11-09-2007, 20:44
I wonder whether Skalper got a screenshot of knifing me, caught me completely off-guard
i had a promise that one day ill kill olorian while my monitor of on day olorian one day mahahahahah but have my cam rolling so i spot him then switch of the monitor One DAY tell then ...... Dreaming
I wonder whether Skalper got a screenshot of knifing me, caught me completely off-guard
no sorry....i need to knife that another player to...so i am late to take good screenshot,
but i smiling a lot after that...i waiting now when you got my dogtag if you don't have that yet
APOLLOFRENZY
11-09-2007, 23:23
As you can see I hope this is why lately I use a knife because my guns are held together with sticky plaster;) ;)
As you can see I hope this is why lately I use a knife because my guns are held together with sticky plaster;) ;)
hahaha, see thats why I use the voss.
APOLLOFRENZY
12-09-2007, 17:29
NICE shot though lol lol!!!
catziggy
12-09-2007, 18:07
Captions needed. Check the mini map
Mine is Last one to Mcdonalds drive thru has to pay
catziggy
12-09-2007, 18:08
Hmmm why on earth did DICE put an exploding barrell here on the gibralter map?
Hunt3rW0lf
12-09-2007, 18:19
I think I was at the head of that convoy in the first one in one of the tanks
8/6 people in a squad.. lol
this happend to me to when i played on CQ + NS 64 slots =) but were you able to leave and join in again? or spawn at the squadleader?
Hunt3rW0lf
14-09-2007, 18:10
Last night I was stuck in a squad with 9 in, that was crazy, and there was another with 9 in as well!
but you couldnt leave it right? or could you?
Hunt3rW0lf
14-09-2007, 18:16
No, I couldn't, it's probably about the fifth time it's happened
ah so bf says youre in a squad but you cant join or leave it, you cant spawn at your leader you are the lone wolf=P its a shitty bug =/
Hunt3rW0lf
14-09-2007, 21:24
Yep, but you do get field upgrades, which is a bit pointless as being in the Timeless squad for about 5 mins gets you all of them
Yeps i been here a few times...annoying bug... ask your squad leasder to kick you outta the squad and an admin will probably kick you from the server lolz :lol:
to get kicked by the squadleader ? that helps? ok thx
Phazondragon
15-09-2007, 10:10
Heres one of when a plane got stuck in the titan, I got bored and managed to get it in the current position.
Yeah i got the exact same screenie... well not quite the same but i must of been in the same game.... i blew up our transporter on the right and someone quickly got in the embedded one as it kept popping back up to normal... and he flew away with it.... ;)
Hmmm why on earth did DICE put an exploding barrell here on the gibralter map?
loool stop putting your beer next to your pc mahahahaaha
loool stop putting your beer next to your pc mahahahaaha
I camp there a lot, its a barrel full of cider. X__X
catziggy
15-09-2007, 19:56
I camp there a lot, its a barrel full of cider. X__X
Can you just shoot one hole in it and then lie underneath with your mouth open lol.
Muppethunter
16-09-2007, 14:44
First time i've seen you on the same server, thought i'd say hello!
haha -.- grats for my tag but something strange.. i saw you there i was BEHIND you wanted to knife you and then you turn arround and kill me? wtf?
then next live there were about 10 of my team and your team and then you KNIFED me ? how did you know thats me and how did you make it not to die there? .. very nice
ah yea btw hi too =D
Hunt3rW0lf
16-09-2007, 14:53
I almost managed to knife G-zap when he was shunted to the other team in that game, but he was in the middle of an RDX run so I didn't get a chance
yea i think he was next to me there =) he was in my squad and when we tried to cap this flag he rdxed many of our enemies =D perhaps youve been one of them
Muppethunter
16-09-2007, 15:49
haha -.- grats for my tag but something strange.. i saw you there i was BEHIND you wanted to knife you and then you turn arround and kill me? wtf?
then next live there were about 10 of my team and your team and then you KNIFED me ? how did you know thats me and how did you make it not to die there? .. very nice
ah yea btw hi too =D
G-zap said that there was someone coming up the stairs, lucky he did as i wouldn't of turned around to see you and my tags would have been taken
I got lucky with your tags, anyone who is prone capturing a flag gets the knife when i can..
but i didnt capture the flag xD i was right on the battlefield with some mates... but doesnt matter you got my tag so congrats for that =)
and thanks g-zap...
Muppethunter
16-09-2007, 15:57
but i didnt capture the flag xD i was right on the battlefield with some mates... but doesnt matter you got my tag so congrats for that =)
and thanks g-zap...
You were trying to capture the flag i think, almost had you again before you got rdx'd a bit later on.
And yes, thanks G-Zap!
You had just killed me at the bottom of the stairs.
Thought I would warn the squad leader that you were on your way up.
ah this time you were on his side i thought youre already on my team =) so then good job...
lol look at this and then tell me how to pass this bridge? 2 walkers, 1 apc and 1 goliath blocked me =)
(in a Jamacian accent....) Total grid-lock....
Are you complaining here m8? I think i could fit by there....
Are you trying to go aginst the flow of your team? If so, why ?
APOLLOFRENZY
18-09-2007, 07:49
One could try walking lol! or in the last pic float LOL nice shot though lol!!
catziggy
18-09-2007, 08:15
I told you not to park in the quicksand.
Hunt3rW0lf
18-09-2007, 08:32
That's what happens to Baserapers! :p
Its what you get for being drunk in a walker on a Timeless server...... Legless ;)
Heres one of Tillers desperately trying to repair a car from the back and refusing to get out after some shodding driving shouting "I need the repair points, I need the repair points!".
catziggy
24-09-2007, 19:07
Olorian finally admits he cant carry Horn3ts cider supply around anymore
lol cool =) got killed by horn3ts cider supplies 2 times in whole bf .. i was too tired to carry them
hehe plenty more where that came from ;)
Olorian finally admits he cant carry Horn3ts cider supply around anymore
haha.
Thats actually quite funny...for you ziggy.
Tillers will do anything for a few repair points, even risking her own life in the process! lol
APOLLOFRENZY
25-09-2007, 22:53
This lad was so hung up before I blew him up lol
lol nice =) but put the rdx on another place choose the ceiling or i dont know because they can defuse your rdx there or when they throw rdx in there your rdx blows up too =)
splasher2
26-09-2007, 22:46
This made me chuckle...
It was there for a few minutes, nobody even try to get in it... lol
splasher2
26-09-2007, 22:49
What the inside of a goliath looks like....
This made me chuckle...
It was there for a few minutes, nobody even try to get in it... lol
Someone did get in it eventually.
Oh there it is.... i forgot where i left it before i went to the pub... :)
APOLLOFRENZY
27-09-2007, 08:04
:p :p These guys are always hanging around a lot lately ;)
Yeah i got a few of these....
Heres a few guys hanging around....
splasher2
30-09-2007, 20:28
Someone ate all the pies and got stuck!!
lol ;)
kurk_will_mutiny
30-09-2007, 20:41
lol
i want to play with you =(( but its so hard to find you on the servers and to see you playing lol
cool screenshot i think its a new feature in bf because i never got any of these assisting points before "assisting point for aiming" or something like that it says:
2nd one is cool too =) look at the accuracy of my mate ^^ hes very good at aiming with krylov =D
catziggy
01-10-2007, 12:58
Catziggy's mechano kit car goes wrong
catziggy
01-10-2007, 12:59
Hmmmmmmmm
catziggy
01-10-2007, 13:01
Never try selecting kit whilst drunk. spot the error....
In case your wondering I Had REAL bad connection issues yesterday. I only had a frame rate of 5-10 at times and this was when i was trying to select a kit. It lagged out the choices.
Engineer and support mixed up. I get this alot!
You select recon kit and it swaps to another...
So did you get support gun with engineer kit? lol
hey i think everyone of you knows the knife problem when you hit someone with the knife the hit-sound comes but hes still alive, you continue and again and again and then he turns around and kills you lol or you dont even get the sound
but i looked at my stats today and saw something very strange, i have more knife KILLS than i have knife HITS but why?? is it because of the problem i first told you?
That's strange. I have more knife hits than kills.
Your %age is low tho so must be a mistake.
no i mean every hit with knife = kill right? but i hit about 970 players but i killed more than 1000 so i killed 2 or more with 1 hit? but no that never happened... so i dont know why my stats say this
APOLLOFRENZY
02-10-2007, 07:51
Don't worry I believe all the stats are wrong anyway, mine are as bad time played - rounds played they don't pan out right,
lol this was a funny reason for kicking a player... just laughed when i read that =D
keep on being so creative cat *g*
catziggy
02-10-2007, 23:41
He stuck it ontop of Silo 5. You can just about see that in your screenshot.
i asked him about 5 times to move it. Sigh
This is a problem, i think there are some who are not aware that our titan will take hits from a freindly silo and thus take damage. Its even worse when this is done deliberately and the commander switches sides after sheilds go down. ;)
catziggy
03-10-2007, 11:29
Look Guys I Know This Looks Bad But I Think We Can Still Win This.....
Hunt3rW0lf
03-10-2007, 13:36
Just out of interest, do you think you can actually use the Engineer kit to repair the Core when it's damaged?
catziggy
03-10-2007, 13:51
:rolleyes: I am not sure it would help at this stage.
Hunt3rW0lf
03-10-2007, 14:22
Yeah, just a sidenote, why aren't you running screaming for your life at this point? :p
For some reason I hardly ever survive the death of a titan, not because I can't get off it but because the enemy always seems to be gun me down no matter what...
hey did you ever be in a pod while the titan got destroyed? or titan gun
do you know who gets the teamkills then? few rounds ago that happened on timeless suez 1 and i think it was the glitcher i told you he got about 3 or more teamkills at the end of the round (i was in a pod)
and no you cant reapair the titan... you could just put a chopper into the core (to block) and many many engineers who repair titan + chopper =)
catziggy
03-10-2007, 16:03
Actually. If you are either in a gun or pod you die instantly. You dont get a death registered if you dont escape funnily enough.
Same as being an attacker. You only get a pin if you reach ground. If you dont or get killed on the way out you still dont get a death registered.
Come on, anyone taking photographs of some nuclear core thingy exploding deserves to die IMO..... ;)
Actually. If you are either in a gun or pod you die instantly. You dont get a death registered if you dont escape funnily enough.
Same as being an attacker. You only get a pin if you reach ground. If you dont or get killed on the way out you still dont get a death registered.
i have a screenshot and it say "du wurdest eliminiert von" you got killed by *name* but i dont get the death as you said?? thats strange i think, cause scoreboard gives me 1 more death =/
ah yea didnt read your post carefully =) sry xD i know that you dont get a death at the end of the round even that you get the message you died (and sometimes when its laggy you can scream for a medic at the end ^^)
catziggy
03-10-2007, 20:08
Thats correct if you are in a gun seat or a pod launcher.
APOLLOFRENZY
04-10-2007, 00:04
Look Guys I Know This Looks Bad But I Think We Can Still Win This.....
Thats the spirit Cat fight till u see the white bright light lol! It might have been close butb yes I do believe I've seen funny things like that happen lately une titan then the other and depending on the lag lol! we could just win it lol! nice shot though had you edited in photoshop croped till you got only the core it might look like the inside of the tardis ;)
catziggy
04-10-2007, 00:06
Hehe To be honest Appollo I made that screeny JUST for you. Thought it might bring a smile to your face :)
catziggy
05-10-2007, 14:53
Strange Strange game
I did as I sugegsted and sat in the empty server. Alt tabbed out to do other stuff and when I alt tabbed baack in to see whats happening this is what I found.
were you ready with loading everything on the server? lol nice screenshot
catziggy
05-10-2007, 17:58
We won apparently. I couldn't spawn though lol.
APOLLOFRENZY
05-10-2007, 19:03
Hehe To be honest Appollo I made that screeny JUST for you. Thought it might bring a smile to your face :)
It brought a smile to my already laughing face the thought that we might have a chance "was in hell lol!" but who knows its a great game init lol ;)
APOLLOFRENZY
05-10-2007, 19:29
With his head in the wall and a box of ammo up his kyber this lad was prime for a take over bid. and his tags were also up for grabs as well :p :p ;)
2 things about your last post =) first thing is these esd (i know turborg of them) players are good players and they always play as team imo =) esp turborg is a good medic and he always revives if possible
second thing is ... sry but i dont understand what you want to tell us lol
leo does not know what "kyber" is =(
APOLLOFRENZY
05-10-2007, 19:38
baCKSIDE OR BUM lol!
A few here...
One hanging around, one embedded in the titan and another appears to be pointing
"I want that one! "
i think when you look at this screen you will say "guys i think we did something impossible" lol your timeless servers are so popular that even the playerlimit is raised up by ea wtf lol
APOLLOFRENZY
06-10-2007, 08:30
Checkout the graphics under fire and where do u think your going lol a pilot without his tags lol good games last night before I got to tired to play I had to stop myself because I lost my tags to a powderpuffy guy or girl nuff said really lol ;)
just noticed.... !w tillers bad language lol
old version sguad leaders tools
just noticed.... !w tillers bad language lol
Never Mind that, what was Olorian sayin ?? :)
1 ss he neutraliesed flag....2 ss attack this position....i have this game in finland setup...
wtf lol cool my clanmates just found this bug in bf =) not useful but looks funny xD here some screenshots and here i explain how to do:
first get on the roof, then jump onto those pyramids then open parachute and then dont miss them or hit them in the middle just the edges =) sometimes you stay there forever and sometimes you can glide around lol or when some guys jump on you you can kill them then too lol =) and when teammates jump on your parachute you fell of this pyramid =D
try it
Earlier today on Timeless Suez the titan decided to go invisible. :/
I heard a big bang and the next thing i know the titan is all invisible.
catziggy
08-10-2007, 01:05
lol I see the titan disapears on the minimap when it blows but thats a superb shot.
APOLLOFRENZY
08-10-2007, 09:09
It was worse than that they should have won we ended up with all the silos some how because we could not pod back on our own we kept falling through and I said for a laugh we could win this as Jx3Aroo says everthing went losses and we won lol it was a strange round lol
APOLLOFRENZY
08-10-2007, 09:18
It took me a while while this show off surfed around put I did mange not only to get his tags for his name but a pin as well thanks. and to be sure I got them again later when he finally landed lol
hmm i think i should stop using those drugs... they dont help me anymore =)
stupid drugs =P
Think he's in disco mode!
the thing im holding are my drugs camouflaged as ammo box lol =)
and did you see my commands? i asked for a medic but wtf disco stu arrived hello yea!
APOLLOFRENZY
08-10-2007, 19:09
Thats a great screener 2142 at the hop lol!
lol i saw this mate trying to make a break BUT WHAT THE HELL? we are in a war and there is no time for any breaks so keep on fighting soldier!
hmm do you know how he could go there whit buggy? i saw this bug before but only in buggy...
Sitting down on the job eh?
hmm i think i should stop using those drugs... they dont help me anymore =)
stupid drugs =P
I used to see this a lot... I always thought it was to do with a player hacking tho ??
i think ever once and a while Timeless server Go bollexed
APOLLOFRENZY
09-10-2007, 10:35
lol i saw this mate trying to make a break BUT WHAT THE HELL? we are in a war and there is no time for any breaks so keep on fighting soldier!
hmm do you know how he could go there whit buggy? i saw this bug before but only in buggy...
How come he did not see you lol? great shot though you should have tagged him lol ;)
I used to see this a lot... I always thought it was to do with a player hacking tho ??
i hope youre joking or did you really never know what that is? when specops use their camouflage thing and get hit by emp they things gets a glitch and you will see these colors =)
How come he did not see you lol? great shot though you should have tagged him lol ;)
lololololol have one more =) BUT look at my team and look hes pac =D you know i werent able to knife him, because he was my mate .. and perhaps you though that because there arent any of our team on their titan =( only me and sometimes some others... stupid
i hope youre joking or did you really never know what that is? when specops use their camouflage thing and get hit by emp they things gets a glitch and you will see these colors =)
Yes m8 i know what it is.... but i've seen this a lot when game was released, before the emp nades were available.
Hey Muppet, whatever happened to your fraps vid part 2 you promised?
APOLLOFRENZY
11-10-2007, 15:07
I was asked in game to join a squad well I was already in a squad at the time lol check this out lol:cool: 8-) ;)
Muppethunter
11-10-2007, 21:03
Hey Muppet, whatever happened to your fraps vid part 2 you promised?
Work in progress my friend, got one for the dog tags of the admin/regulars, and one for timeless airlines including ashoof squashing people as he flies.
Just need to capture someones tags again for the vid...
Any ideas for backing music anyone? Or is in-game with voip gonna be ok.
use open your eyes from guano apes =) i think this fits to the situation when you knife those guys =) they shall have opened their eyes and they would have seen you lol
and btw good music =D
ShakariPsy
12-10-2007, 03:00
Hmmm why on earth did DICE put an exploding barrell here on the gibralter map?
very often wondered the very same thing....
although I take a perverted pleasure in sniping that barrel just because... i can lol
ShakariPsy
12-10-2007, 03:02
I actually like the things you say in the screenshot....
All Right ??
I Can Heal You !
Darn It, Sorry !
lolz :lol:
yeah I can see it now....
You've just shot a teammate in the back on the head with a high velocity sniping rifle.... and you walk up and say .... Darn It, Sorry
hmm just classic :D
Any ideas for backing music anyone? Or is in-game with voip gonna be ok.
That depends. Are anyone of us swearing/singing or generally acting un-admin like on voip?
Hunt3rW0lf
13-10-2007, 12:56
Haha, that reminds me, yesterday on NS+CQ, this random guy in our squad just started singing, I think he may have been altering the original words as there was an awful lot of 'I'm dieing far too much in this round' :p
Muppethunter
14-10-2007, 16:57
That depends. Are anyone of us swearing/singing or generally acting un-admin like on voip?
Nope, not that i can see, which is a little unusual. Most rounds we were split up anyway, hence the opportunity to tag. I'll try and put it together today, i havent got yours on tape so a couple of screenies will have to do ;-)
Unless you volunteer or course...
catziggy
15-10-2007, 12:57
I wasn't the only one drunk the other night. Olorians walker fell over.... He had to leave it there as two police officers were staking it out waiting for the driver to come back.
That depends. Are anyone of us swearing/singing or generally acting un-admin like on voip?
Would we ever........................?
catziggy
15-10-2007, 13:47
Nope. All kind caring genuinely hard working players with no sense of humour and always sober in our methods.
[/lies]
Heres a sheild not to sheild behind....
I told this guy not to move.... its quick-sand.... lolz ;)
I found this head lolz..... :)
This is the inside of a goliath.... with the stars in the background it looks almost like a scene from star trek and a Borg cube ship... ;)